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Friday, May 15, 2009

A bosom boost when you need it most?

Occasionally, I come across interesting new technologies that are just too...well, too something, not to post about them.

Take, for example, Lisca lingerie's newest model: The Smart Memory Bra. The special memory foam bra reshapes under the influence of heat to give a woman more cleavage when she gets warmer. The theory is, since attraction can cause a woman to rise her temperature a bit, that the bra will enhance her best assets when the time is right.

Of course, I'm not so sure I buy that. There are any number of reasons why a woman's body temp might rise, the least of which is interest in a man. I doubt I need extra clevage, for example, when the AC breaks in my building, or I'm chasing after my loose cat. For that matter, even if the product works as advertised, I'm not so sure I want my boobs looking bigger every time I see a cute guy - I like to advertise my affections only when I choose to do so consciously, thankyouverymuch.

Although, to be fair, I guess it would even the playing field between men and women a little bit. After all, you guys can't always hide your "interest" so easily as we women can.

Anyhow, if you're a more adventurous gal (or perhaps a little slutty), the bra will be available this summer in the UK for around $40. Enjoy. I'll be curious to see the sales figures. And let me know how it goes if you get one...

5 comments:

morsdei said...

Women nor men can hide their "interest" very well; if you know what to look for.

Annasbones said...

Can't I just put socks in my bra and have them 'enhanced' ALL the time?

liliannattel said...

Finally something for the menopausal woman! Just think of that bra in hot flashes. Middle-aged women marching on the powers that be, heaving breasts enhanced, cleavage to the knees!

Michele said...

Lol, hilarious! Thanks for posting this and pointing out its most ludicrous selling point. And, yes, lilliannatel, that bra would truly be a boon for the menopausal woman -- indeed, a Wonder/Miracle Bra! It would be Wondercle!

Penguin collector: I keep the wounded... said...

you should enjoy the BBC program I have DVD for you -- will send soon ; Love Mom