girls = time x money (because girls are time and money*)

time = money (proverbial cliche) therefore:

girls = money

^{2}Then, since

money = evil

^{1/2}(generally credited to The Bible, I Timothy 6:10), THEREFORE:

girls =( evil

^{1/2})

^{2}, or girls = |evil|

However, it has recently come to my attention that the assumption that "money = evil" may not be entirely accurate. Indeed, according to Chinese proverb:

time > money

Subsituting this into the proof, we find that girls are not, in fact, the root of all evil, but something slightly more, since you can't simple assume that

time x money = money

^{2}.

So there. Take that.

*For the moment, I'll ignore the fact that "and" is used in mathematical terminology to represent "+", not "x"... which means girls are 2(evil

^{1/2}).

## 4 comments:

ask any man walking out of a court house... are girls evil? I think you'll get your answer without all of the complexity pretty easily.

No the logical follow-up is that if

time > money

and girls are the product of time and money, then.

Girls = time x money

girls > money x money

girls > evil

So girls are more than evil! Hooray!

If you

doassume that girls are twice the square root of evil, and recognize that evil is anegativequantity, then you come to the remarkable conclusion that girls are imaginary! This explains so much!Lockwood - I LOVE IT. That's just... awesome.

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