Monday, January 5, 2009

Girl's aren't absolute evil.

You may have seen the proof before. Roughly speaking, it goes like this:

girls = time x money (because girls are time and money*)

time = money (proverbial cliche) therefore:

girls = money2 Then, since

money = evil1/2 (generally credited to The Bible, I Timothy 6:10), THEREFORE:

girls =( evil1/2)2, or girls = |evil|

However, it has recently come to my attention that the assumption that "money = evil" may not be entirely accurate. Indeed, according to Chinese proverb:

time > money

Subsituting this into the proof, we find that girls are not, in fact, the root of all evil, but something slightly more, since you can't simple assume that

time x money = money2.

So there. Take that.

*For the moment, I'll ignore the fact that "and" is used in mathematical terminology to represent "+", not "x"... which means girls are 2(evil1/2).


Cunning_Linguist said...

ask any man walking out of a court house... are girls evil? I think you'll get your answer without all of the complexity pretty easily.

Mike K said...

No the logical follow-up is that if

time > money

and girls are the product of time and money, then.

Girls = time x money

girls > money x money

girls > evil

So girls are more than evil! Hooray!

Lockwood said...

If you do assume that girls are twice the square root of evil, and recognize that evil is a negative quantity, then you come to the remarkable conclusion that girls are imaginary! This explains so much!

Christie Lynn said...

Lockwood - I LOVE IT. That's just... awesome.